No Flying Squirrels Allowed! Large Print Garden Sign

No Flying Squirrels Allowed! Large Print Garden Sign

$20.00


Warn off your flying furry 'friends' that are swooping down and eating you out of house and home, and be polite about it at the same time - help those elderly flying squirrels who may be hard of reading with this EXTRA LARGE FONT!

Are you tired of those pesky squirrels grabbing your nuts? Are they hogging all of the bird seed in your yard and scaring off the wildlife? Then THIS is the sign for you!

Just let us know your name, or what polite message you'd like to leave and we'll send you a digital preview.

All of our signs are made from recycled or up-cycled materials, and so size/look may differ slightly from the pictures. The back of the sign is painted in flat black matt, and includes a date and location of where the wood was sourced.

- Approx 7.5"h x 5.5w" x 0.75"d
- Made in Monmouth County, NJ, USA
- Hand-painted and made from recycled and up-cycled Spruce, Pine or hardwood found along the Jersey Shore or reused from other projects (we throw NOTHING away!)
- Includes eyelets and wire ready for hanging OR light enough to be stick directly on the wall**
- Hang indoors and outdoors

** 3M Command Strip recommended but not included

Want this sign customized? We can add your own pets, animals, name, zip code, town - or create a completely custom design just for you, your business or school! Just get in touch and as us how we can help you make work business or home a little bit NERDIER! We can design and make almost anything you'd like!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Custom and personalized orders

    Many of the items in our store can be personalized, and could include information that we need from you before we can produce the item.

    In this case we'll either provide more information in the product description or you can provide the additional information in the comments when purchasing an item.

    Either way, we'll not finish your item until we have the required information from you - and made sure it's accurate.

    All we ask is that the sooner you get us the information, the sooner we'll be able to ship out your order!

    Gift wrapping and packaging

    We CAN wrap and package your purchase, send directly to someone as a gift, or add labels and messages.

    Just let us know more details in the comments section when you make your purchase, or get in touch with specific questions or requests.

    Wholesale availability

    We are able to provide special deals and custom prices for large or group orders, subscriptions and packages of goods or services.

    We can also mix and match products you see in store or provide a discount if you are looking for multiple personalized items.

    Get in touch with us here at littleblokesOnEtsy and we'll be more than happy to chat about how we can help!

    Care instructions

    BOOKS

    We take really good care of all of our books here at littleblokesOnEtsy - and we hope you will aswell!

    You can find general tips on looking after your books here: http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-Your-Book

    NIRDHOUSE

    All of our bird house, suet feeder and other home products all come with their own care instructions, which we will make available for download on this store, as well as including in your product packaging.

    We've tried to cover all of the details in these instructions to make sure your products stay awesome for as long as possible, but if we've missed anything or you have more questions just drop us a line!

    Can I return a 'weathered' item?

    Here at littleblokes we like making bird houses, feeders and outdoor furniture that is designed to stay out in the extreme weather - we use external paint, glues n' screws: stains, finishes and materials.

    However - over time all of our products will 'weather', and bird feeders may be worn down over time by a constant barrage-of-beaks.

    Whilst we cannot offer a return or full refund for a weathered item - we do appreciate our loyal customers, if you would like to replace an existing item - just let us know and we'll give you a 20% discount coupon before you buy!

    Sterling Silver Finishes

    There are four types of finishes available.

    Shiny finish with patina: this gives the prints a blackened look, only the numbers and letters are black, not the whole piece.

    Shiny with no patina: this gives the piece an understated look, there is no black on the piece at all.

    Matte finish with patina: this gives the piece a more contemporary look, while still looking understated and the patina makes the prints stand out.

    Matte finish with no patina: a very simple but contemporary, understated look.

    What is fine silver?

    Fine silver is 99.9% pure silver. Sterling is 92.5% silver with the remaining 7.5% composed of other metals, usually copper.

    They look the same, wear and polish the same, but fine silver is more "pure" and is, therefore, more costly and often considered more desirable than sterling.

    Fine silver also uses recycled silver, so it is eco-friendly too!

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