British Police Box Doctor Who TARDIS Bird House

British Police Box Doctor Who TARDIS Bird House


The NIRDHOUSE is the ultimate abode for your back-yard nerdy-birds and an awesome gift for the geeky gardener!

Based on the iconic British Police Box, made famous by the BBC series Doctor Who, this giant bird-box will make a bold statement in any home!

- Comes with 12" chain for hanging - but can also be pole or fence mounted
- Hand-made in the USA with reclaimed cedar, naturally resistant to bugs and weathering
- Hand-painted with exterior grade, eco-friendly paints and stains
- 14" high x 6.5" wide x 6.5" deep
- Choose entrance size from 1-1/2" up to 2"
- Comes with 2" perch for birds to rest their weary wings

Unless you choose otherwise, the birdhouse entrance is 1 3/4" which will attract most common backyard birds such as Swallows, Wrens, Woodpecker and Bluebirds.

For smaller birds such as Chickadees, the Titmouse and Nuthatch, select the smaller 1 1/4 or 1/8" opening. If you would like to attract bigger birds, such as larger woodpeckers, Flickers or Flycatchers, then select a 2" opening.

If you'e not sure if this bird house is right for your backyard birds, get in touch and we'd be more than happy to help you choose the right house and entrance for your feathered friends!

Make sure you checkout our other nerdy-bird listings - or ask us about a custom birdhouse build: there is nothing we can't create for the feathered-friends in your world!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Many of the items in our store can be personalized, and could include information that we need from you before we can produce the item.

In this case we'll either provide more information in the product description or you can provide the additional information in the comments when purchasing an item.

Either way, we'll not finish your item until we have the required information from you - and made sure it's accurate.

All we ask is that the sooner you get us the information, the sooner we'll be able to ship out your order!

Gift wrapping and packaging

We CAN wrap and package your purchase, send directly to someone as a gift, or add labels and messages.

Just let us know more details in the comments section when you make your purchase, or get in touch with specific questions or requests.

Wholesale availability

We are able to provide special deals and custom prices for large or group orders, subscriptions and packages of goods or services.

We can also mix and match products you see in store or provide a discount if you are looking for multiple personalized items.

Get in touch with us here at littleblokesOnEtsy and we'll be more than happy to chat about how we can help!

Care instructions


We take really good care of all of our books here at littleblokesOnEtsy - and we hope you will aswell!

You can find general tips on looking after your books here:


All of our bird house, suet feeder and other home products all come with their own care instructions, which we will make available for download on this store, as well as including in your product packaging.

We've tried to cover all of the details in these instructions to make sure your products stay awesome for as long as possible, but if we've missed anything or you have more questions just drop us a line!

Can I return a 'weathered' item?

Here at littleblokes we like making bird houses, feeders and outdoor furniture that is designed to stay out in the extreme weather - we use external paint, glues n' screws: stains, finishes and materials.

However - over time all of our products will 'weather', and bird feeders may be worn down over time by a constant barrage-of-beaks.

Whilst we cannot offer a return or full refund for a weathered item - we do appreciate our loyal customers, if you would like to replace an existing item - just let us know and we'll give you a 20% discount coupon before you buy!

Sterling Silver Finishes

There are four types of finishes available.

Shiny finish with patina: this gives the prints a blackened look, only the numbers and letters are black, not the whole piece.

Shiny with no patina: this gives the piece an understated look, there is no black on the piece at all.

Matte finish with patina: this gives the piece a more contemporary look, while still looking understated and the patina makes the prints stand out.

Matte finish with no patina: a very simple but contemporary, understated look.

What is fine silver?

Fine silver is 99.9% pure silver. Sterling is 92.5% silver with the remaining 7.5% composed of other metals, usually copper.

They look the same, wear and polish the same, but fine silver is more "pure" and is, therefore, more costly and often considered more desirable than sterling.

Fine silver also uses recycled silver, so it is eco-friendly too!

Reviews (8)


FANTASTIC! This birdhouse is so well built, painted, designed, etc. Love the look and feel of it so much, I'm honestly not even sure I want to put it outside for the birds to use?! Seller was quick to respond with updates and shipping info when requested. Highly recommended!! A+++

Freaking awesome!!! Great way to support my Leo!!! This is so well made and detailed!

Our son is a Dr.Who fan and the birdhouse will be a cute addition to his back yard. Very nicely made. Worth the wait.

It arrived quicker then anticipated and it’s gorgeous! -The construction looks sturdy - The chains thick enough for the weight. -No dry cracking in the wood. -Paints very nice, good detail. I will be recommending this shop to my freinds.

Ten Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This is SO amazing! Came super fast and my English husband L❤️VES it. Thank you SO much!!

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